I asked ChatGPT to give me some quotes in the style of F.M. Alexander, using bogan language and Yoda’s speech patterns. I hope they’re helpful.

“Oi, mate! Change ain’t easy, but effort put, break free from same ol’ drongo routine, you must.”

“Screw yer past, cobber! Power you have, chuck a U-ey and fresh start, you must. Take control of ya thoughts, unleash a ripper new version of yaself, you will.”

“Body and noggin, mates they are, ya know? Fix ya physical drama, sort out the way ya reckon, you must.”

“The way ya move tells a story, mate. Get ya head straight, find ya true direction, and watch yaself become a bonza legend, you will.”

“Keep an eye on ya habits, mate. Recognize ’em, take a squiz, and open the door to a bloody unreal transformation, you will.”

“Treat ya bod like a top-notch rig, mate. Show it some respect, and with sick moves and full-on vitality, reward ya she will.”

“Hold ya horses before ya leap into action, mate. Take a breather, reckon before ya start, and choose the bloody right path, you must.”

“Putting in effort doesn’t mean tensin’ up like a wanker, mate. Do things with a relaxed vibe, and like a true legend, perform ya will, no worries.”

“The way ya use yaself shapes ya whole shebang, mate. Strive for balance, poise, and unity within, and watch ya world transform, fair dinkum, you will.”

“The journey of self-discovery kicks off when ya start wonderin’ and get curious, mate. Embrace the bloody unknown, and unleash ya true potential, you will.”